You’re fucking boring tonight.





Why was Oedipus against profanity?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.


(Source: gymleaderkarkat, via littlelotte-xo)

Me right now.


Before I am your daughter,
your sister,
your aunt, niece, or cousin,
I am my own person,
and I will not set fire to myself
to keep you warm.

1/? Things To Remember  (via ahyasidi)

(Source: egracely, via renton-gg)


I crave touch, yet I flinch every time someone is close enough.

I have become rather fearful I suppose. (via dollpoetry)

Good god the relevance is terribly on point.

(via thehighcamp)

Don’t let your kids see my sun-shiney boobs.

My bed for the anon.
Anonymous Asked:Please take a photo of your bed and show it to us!


Also, I’d really like to finish the movie I was watching but my drunken mother won’t stop talking.